Dog, stick. We've had this conversation.

[ Not paying a lick of attention. He's too busy flicking through the emoticons. When he pulls up this one, (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=), his brows furrow again. ]

Now what the Hell is this one supposed to be? I can fathom out the others, but there is no feasible manner in which this represents a human expression.