pratentious: (that our sons might follow after❞)
arthur. ([personal profile] pratentious) wrote2012-02-13 01:57 pm
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[This time, the recording starts with a long, drawn out sigh. Then, surprisingly, it's still Merlin's voice that rattles off the voicemail in tones of long-suffering.]

Hello, you've reached King Arthur Pr--Pendragon. He isn't here to answer your call because he's incredibly important and busy. If you leave a message here with me, I'll make sure he gets it because I am a good servant--and friend-- [he adds the last bit in a rush, accompanied with a thwap!, an 'ow!' and an 'I heard that,' then forces the rest of the words out through gritted teeth] and will do anything my master asks of me.

[A couple seconds pass, then Merlin speaks again, this time sounding a bit further away, like he isn't speaking into the bracelet anymore.] There, happy now? If you ask me, the other one is still better-- Shut up, Merlin. It's time to do yours next. Wait, what --

[ click! ]
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dragonspeak: (Sounds...delicious)

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[personal profile] dragonspeak 2012-09-17 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Bemused look.]

Apparently we've been volunteered to attend a show with Morgana.

[A beat.]

And have you seen Archimedes anywhere?
pratentious: (ye shall come to your own❞)

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[personal profile] pratentious 2012-09-17 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
The only place I ever see him is rifling through my belongings to build a nest. With any luck, he's found himself in tonight's main course.

[ okay, mean, but it's more to do with the first bit in Merlin's message than the fact Archimedes has ruined yet another set of parchment. his life is suffering. ]
dragonspeak: (I'll just...sit here)

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[personal profile] dragonspeak 2012-09-17 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
You really wonder why he keeps ruining your things when you're always saying things like that?

[Yes, Arthur. Your life is so suffering.]
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pratentious: (it was the end of a decade❞)

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[personal profile] pratentious 2012-09-17 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
I say nothing he doesn't already deserve.

[ He started it. >:( ]

He's a damned owl anyway, it's not as though I've injured his pride.
dragonspeak: (This is where I tell you it's a bad idea)

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[personal profile] dragonspeak 2012-09-17 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
[What are you, five?]

Animals have feelings, too! Or did you not notice Sir Frewen practically sulking about the room when no one plays with him?
pratentious: (twixt sees unsailed and shores unhailed❞)

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[personal profile] pratentious 2012-09-17 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ I'm the Once and Future Badass, I do what I want !! ]

He's a dog, he sulks when he doesn't get the food he likes or when there's a bird in the yard he can't go after.
dragonspeak: (You're actually admitting you were wrong)

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[personal profile] dragonspeak 2012-09-17 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
See, you've noticed it, too!

[You just proved his point.]
pratentious: (in the sun by their skeleton horses❞)

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[personal profile] pratentious 2012-09-17 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
I've noticed that he's completely pathetic, yes. Would you like a prize for this earth-shattering revelation?

[ Point: missed. ]
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